Television Without Pity Rocks My LIFE.

Yugh. I have to get up in six hours (seriously--my alarm's ringing at 6:30, people!--church waits for no girl!), but this bit of very-unchurchiness had to be shared. It's from Television Without Pity's review of the Charmed episode "Lucky Charmed," and...well, just read:

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He yanks one of his nuggets from his trousers, and I'm sorry, but that looks just as filthy on the screen as it reads on the page. What in God's name were they thinking when they came up with this shit? Huh? Anyone? Please? Jesus Christ on a stick. Anyway, Jimmy makes with the "sláinte is táinte " nonsense, his magical trouser nugget streams through the air to Piper's head in a golden arc, that's even filthier than the last goddamned thing I typed, and the doorbell rings.

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And tomorrow I shall repent. And think about this during Communion and be a terrible Lutheran.