Television Without Pity Rocks My LIFE.

Yugh. I have to get up in six hours (seriously--my alarm's ringing at 6:30, people!--church waits for no girl!), but this bit of very-unchurchiness had to be shared. It's from Television Without Pity's review of the Charmed episode "Lucky Charmed," and...well, just read:

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He yanks one of his nuggets from his trousers, and I'm sorry, but that looks just as filthy on the screen as it reads on the page. What in God's name were they thinking when they came up with this shit? Huh? Anyone? Please? Jesus Christ on a stick. Anyway, Jimmy makes with the "sláinte is táinte " nonsense, his magical trouser nugget streams through the air to Piper's head in a golden arc, that's even filthier than the last goddamned thing I typed, and the doorbell rings.

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And tomorrow I shall repent. And think about this during Communion and be a terrible Lutheran.

...why do I have a Hilary Duff song stuck in my head?

Just a quick update before I try to get my flippin' hair to curl...or at least not look totally idiotic...

What's done is done. I have officially left my branch of Lutheranism, much to the distaste of my pastor, who (fun fact) happens to be a Methodist. That's a really long story that doesn't have time to be typed before I head off to church with my people.

And speaking of--I'm debating whether I should wear my teal peasant dress thing (from Target) or my black bubble skirt dress with a turtleneck underneath it (from Herberger's/Maurice's). I've not been outside today and I'm not gonna traipse through the apartment looking like I do now so I can gauge the temperature and humidity.

Ooh. The Weather Channel has a website.

Ciao!

Escape From Hell House!

After two fabulous days of helping with Bible school, one power outage, and several uprooted trees, I decided to head back for the city and internet access.

Hallelujah!